The next comic is almost done. In completely unrelated news, there was a meeting on the 6th about the schedule change. It was a joke. The Superintendent had no idea what he was talking about, he held up no facts and generally hid behind walls of impenetrable bureaucratic jargon. Hopefully we'll be able to get a video on Youtube so you can actually see what I mean.

- Parker Sipe

So, we finally updated. Yes, it took far too long, no it won't happen again. Arthur's already like half done with the next one. In a completely unrelated note, Liberty High School is run by the stupidest people Washington has to offer. We currently have a block schedule, which gives us a total of eight class periods. This is invaluable. It lets our freshmen take orchestra, PE, Japanese, Art 1, and Software tech. It gives us a level of enrichment that would otherwise be impossible. The administration wants to change this (Link). Interestingly, they're the only people who want to change this. The students, teachers, and parents are entiely against it. In fact, most of the teachers have taken time out of class to explain why this really shouldn't happen. The only hope we have is for people to get involved, to write letters to the paper, to make and sign petitions, to put up signs, and tell other people about it. Apathy is our enemy's greatest ally. They're hoping that students (especially Juniors and Seniors) will assume that they can't do anything about it, that we're just stupid, powerless kids, that we don't care about things that will have little effect on us. We need to show them that they can't do shit like this. The school needs to be working for the students, not actively preventing them from taking classes they want to take and learning things that aren't on the WASL. You notice they post this late in the year? About the time we're expected to be busiest? Or how they're bringing it into effect after the people who are upperclassmen graduate? They're scared of us. They know that we can fix it and they're doing everything in their power to stop us before we get started.

- Parker Sipe

The fact that we totally haven't updated in like a month is Arthur's fault. I don't know if there's just a ton of drawing on the next page, or if he's just been enthralled by those spooky little people he's been drawing lately. Anyway, it isn't to me yet and may not be for a while. Now for something completely different. Casey and Andy is back online at least for a while. As I've said before, that webcomic got me into this kind of thing, so seriously go check it out. Finally, due to some serious nagging on Arthur's part and a little bit of boredom on mine, I might just add a section for Broken Mirror, a strange little webcomic Arthur draws without me.

- Parker

So, as many of you might have noticed, there hasn't updated in a while. The reasons are twofold: A) I haven't been able to scan the comic because I'm out of ink (apparently, the two are related) and B) I was in Hawaii. So I'll have another comic up as soon as I can get it scanned. Thanks,

- Parker

Arthur finally gave me the stupid comic. It is up. Also, we are roughly halfway into the first page of our story arc. It's pretty good, if I do say so myself. Lastly, as of now we really don't have an update schedule. I don't really think it makes sense for us to update regularly if I'm the only one who reads it. Therefore, I present you with an ultimatum. We will begin updating once a week as soon as we get 25 readers. People that Arthur or me don't know in real life are worth two points. So, yeah. Either email me or talk to me so I know you read us. (My email is on the contacts/about page)

- Parker

So, I've decided to post a little mini-blog at the end of each comic. A couple of pretty well known comics do this (Casey and Andy and Megatokyo come to mind), and I really like how personable they make the comic feel, like the creators are real people instead of giant corporate behemoths. Good stuff. We're also planning out our first story arc. It should be about comic number 11. No idea when that will be. Kthx,

- Parker

Choking Hazards is a comic created by the evil forces that is Arthur K and Parker S. The former is responsible for the horrible drawing. The latter can be blamed for the atrocious coloring. Together we tell the tales of two quite lost fellows named Kaens and Phaetor, loosely based on ourselves. Kaens is the black haired thief for hire, and draws his own webcomic. Phaetor is blond and something completely different and doesn't watch Monty Python. They're roomates in a house that is also the habitat to other... things... Click on the Comics link to see what we're talking about. We're fledgling, and are in desperate for publicity and aid. If we entertain you maybe you're drunk enough to help our cause. Enjoy.